Chapter 5 - The Flying Monkeys Attack—The Toxic In-Laws Try to Rewrite History

By hour three of my solo luxury vacation, the "flying monkeys" were deployed.
I was sitting on the balcony of the penthouse, wrapped in a plush robe, watching the golden sun sink below the ocean horizon. A plate of fresh oysters and a chilled bottle of Sauvignon Blanc sat on the table beside me. The private plunge pool was glowing with soft blue ambient light.
Since Tom’s number was blocked, the onslaught came from other avenues. First, it was Chloe via Instagram direct message.
Claire, you are literally a psychopath, her message read, accompanied by a picture of a dingy room with peeling wallpaper and a stained carpet. Look where we are staying because of your ego! Mom is literally having a panic attack. Tom is devastated. How can you be so cruel over a harmless joke? You've ruined our family.
I didn't type a long paragraph. I didn't defend myself. I simply took a high-definition photo of my ocean view, my champagne glass, and my bare feet soaking in the plunge pool.
I sent it to her with a short caption: The view from the top is great. Hope the motel has good Wi-Fi. Then, I blocked her too.
Next came the phone call from an unknown number. I answered it, expecting a delivery service, but instead, the shrill, venomous voice of Judith pierced the air.
"You ungrateful, malicious little girl," Judith spat, dropping all pretenses of the elegant matriarch. "Tom married beneath him when he chose you. We tried to welcome you into this family, and you treat us like criminals! You threw an elderly woman out onto the street! I will make sure everyone in our social circle knows exactly what kind of monster you are."
"Judith," I said calmly, taking a slow sip of wine. "First of all, you're sixty-one, not elderly. Second of all, you didn't welcome me; you tolerated me as long as my wallet was open. And third, please tell your social circle whatever you want. Just make sure to include the part where your son left his wife in a lobby like a piece of garbage, and got his entire family evicted because he couldn't afford a single night in the room she paid for."
"Tom is a good man!" she shrieked.
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"Tom is a broke man, Judith. And starting today, he's a single man. Goodbye."
I hung up and permanently blocked that number as well. For the first time in ten years, their words didn't hurt. They didn't make me question my worth. They just sounded like noise.